Gun Dad

Let this be a warning to all of you out there: this kid ain’t even born yet and her dad is already cocked and loaded to shoot you in the face. Something tells me that little miss isn’t going to be getting very many dates. Or she’s going to have a very full crawlspace.

The Zipper

I’m going to warn you right now: you are going to see a lot of painted stomachs in this feature. Ladies love to just goop on the pigment to show the world what’s in there. As for this bizarre tableau, I only hope the dude down below is the father and not a prior crotchdumpling.

Holiday Card

Can you imagine the looks you would get from your mailman if this arrived in the mail? Like, seriously, I know you’re psyched that she’s gonna have a baby. You don’t need to mash her tits to get the milk flowing. The kid will take care of all of that.

Juggalo Mom

You see pictures like this and think “That poor kid. That poor, poor kid.” Like he might as well just go straight to juvie from the hospital.

Flex The Guns

“Yeah, she’s pregnant, whatever – check out the biceps, bro.” It’s amazing that this dude could even get it up to get her pregnant considering how many steroids are in his system.

]]> http://www.crystalkiss.com/top-5-trashiest-pregnancy-pictures/feed/ 0 http://www.crystalkiss.com/lost-tudor-garden-revealed-luftwaffe-spy-pictures-world-war/ http://www.crystalkiss.com/lost-tudor-garden-revealed-luftwaffe-spy-pictures-world-war/#comments Mon, 08 Nov 2010 14:41:07 +0000 ivana http://www.crystalkiss.com/?p=3129 A photograph taken by the Luftwaffe during the Second World War has helped unearth what is thought to be the lost Tudor design of a historic garden, the National Trust said today. The picture shows the land surrounding Lyveden New Bield in Northamptonshire, including an arrangement of ten concentric circles measuring 120 metres across, which could have formed a labyrinth – a popular garden feature of the time. National Trusts experts also believe the photograph, taken by Nazi aircraft flying over Britain in 1944, shows the last remains of an Elizabethan fruit garden.

The discovery has led to the garden being upgraded by English Heritage to the top Grade I listing, putting it on a par with great gardens such as Stourhead and Studley Royal. The image sheds light on one of the oldest surviving gardens in the country, which the trust said has been shrouded in mystery since it was begun by Sir Thomas Tresham more than 400 years ago.

The photograph is part of a series at the United States National Archive at Baltimore in Maryland and was discovered by National Trust gardens and parks curator Chris Gallagher while he was conducting research.We checked the database and found the photo existed but when we ordered up the image it revealed far more than we ever expected,’ he said. Not only did it expose the remnants of the original circular design – set within what Sir Thomas Tresham, who created the garden, then called his ‘moated orchard’ – you can also make out the vestiges of a regular array of planting holes, which we have taken to be the last remains of an Elizabethan fruit garden.’ Lyveden’s property manager Mark Bradshaw described the find as ‘probably one of the most important garden discoveries of recent times’. We’re still not exactly clear what these circles represent, but it’s amazing that the outline can be clearly made out in an aerial photograph taken almost 350 years after the garden was created,’ he said.

The garden was made by Sir Thomas Tresham but, along with the house, remained incomplete after his death in 1605. In the same year, his son Francis was implicated in the Gunpowder Plot, and afterwards a large collection of Tresham’s correspondence was hidden away at the family’s principal home Rushton Hall amid fears of further persecution, the National Trust said. The papers, which were discovered in 1821 and deposited in the British Library, include detailed plans for the garden. Mr Bradshaw said: ‘Some of the letters refer to 400 raspberries and roses to be planted within Tresham’s circular borders, which suggest these are the same circles that appear in the aerial photo. ‘A number of interpretations of this layout are possible, including that of a labyrinth, which was a popular feature of gardens of the 15th and 16th centuries. Labyrinths were often symbolic and it is likely that the plants within the ‘circular borders’ were themselves emblematic of religious or regal qualities.’ To give a sense of how the Lyveden garden may have looked when it was created, the National Trust has established a temporary labyrinth, which people would have used for contemplative walks along the long winding path, by mowing a pattern into the grass.

]]> http://www.crystalkiss.com/lost-tudor-garden-revealed-luftwaffe-spy-pictures-world-war/feed/ 0 http://www.crystalkiss.com/incredible-pictures-formed-thousands-soldiers/ http://www.crystalkiss.com/incredible-pictures-formed-thousands-soldiers/#comments Sun, 22 Aug 2010 10:38:08 +0000 ivana http://www.crystalkiss.com/?p=2238 Astounding photographs taken by photographers Arthur S. Mole and John D. Thomas. These photos display tens of thousands of American soldiers posing as symbols of American history.

The South Park adventures of Stan, Kyle, Eric and Kenny becomes real life in these great art work portraits. It’s a brilliant art work than you’ve ever seen them in your video screen Normally, cartoon-to-reality makeovers don’t give as fine results, but for these, it’s a real transformation such that you can easily recognize all the characters if you are a real fan of South Park.

The group “humanish” depiction of what the characters of South Park would look like in real life is awesome; especially when the four brats and their parents appear together. In spite of many people out there complaining on how the characters give a picture of spoilt brats, the rendition here is adorable and real. You wouldn’t call these sketches or colors slapped on to make an artistic statement. No, it’s the real South Park gang saying something to the real world.